Protecting the sacred art of geezing from the digital onslaught
Written by Aniyah Rivers, Geezer Preservation Society (GPS)on Friday 29 March 2024
This article is written in partnership with the Geezer Preservation Society.
In a world where technology has infiltrated every aspect of our lives, the sacred art of geezing is facing unprecedented challenges. For generations, geezers have gathered in pubs, parks, and on street corners to engage in the time-honored practice of hanging out with mates, enjoying a pint, and just having a good old geeze. However, the rise of digital devices and social media has put this cherished pastime at risk.
I work with the Geezer Preservation Society (GPS), an organisation dedicated to protecting the traditions and culture of geezing for future generations. We believe that the art of geezing is a vital part of our national identity and must be preserved at all costs. That's why we're working tirelessly to raise awareness of the threats facing geezing and to advocate for policies that will protect this cherished tradition.
One of the biggest challenges we face is what we refer to as the digital onslaught. Everywhere you look, people are glued to their phones, tablets, and laptops, scrolling through social media feeds and sending text messages instead of engaging in face-to-face conversations. This shift towards digital communication has had a profound impact on the art of geezing, with many geezers opting to stay home and chat online rather than meeting up with friends in person.
To combat this trend, the GPS is working with the National Geezing Association to promote the benefits of face-to-face communication and social interaction. We're organising geezing events, pub quizzes, and other activities that encourage geezers to put down their devices and spend time with their mates in person. We're also working to educate young people about the importance of geezing and the value of maintaining strong social connections throughout their lives.
I recently attended one of our community-led geezing events down at my local pub in Swindon. It was heartwarming to see geezers of all ages coming together to get absolutely wankered. Old Gary even got up on a table and dropped his trousers.
As we move forward into an increasingly digital world, it's essential that we preserve the traditions and culture of geezing for future generations. By working together to protect this cherished pastime, we can ensure that geezing remains a vital part of our national identity for years to come.