Geezing Licence
Geezing Licence benefits
The NGA Geezing Licence grants you access to the geeziest locations and services across the globe.
Your official Geezing Licence grants you:
- the ability to geeze in all participating Geeze-friendly establishments
- unrestricted access to all 86,400 Geeze-in clinics across the country
- access to free appointments with your local GP (Geezing practitioner)
- up to a 10% discount on all pies, fish and chips, and curry at participating establishments
- the ability to engage in wild gesticulation with a pint in hand without fear of spillage or reprisal
- the right to spontaneously engage in passionate debate about whether football is indeed coming home
Apply for a Geezing Licence
Conditions and restrictions
- all geezing activities are to be conducted in accordance with the National Geezing Code of Ethics
- licence holders must be able to produce their licence on request by participating establishments
- licence holders must never, under any circumstances, be seen drinking wine from a proper wine glass. Only pint glasses are permitted
Failure to comply with these conditions may result in fines, exile, death, or in severe cases, confiscation of your Geezing Licence.