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Geezing Licence

Geezing Licence benefits

The NGA Geezing Licence grants you access to the geeziest locations and services across the globe.

Your official Geezing Licence grants you:

  • the ability to geeze in all participating Geeze-friendly establishments
  • unrestricted access to all 86,400 Geeze-in clinics across the country
  • access to free appointments with your local GP (Geezing practitioner)
  • up to a 10% discount on all pies, fish and chips, and curry at participating establishments
  • the ability to engage in wild gesticulation with a pint in hand without fear of spillage or reprisal
  • the right to spontaneously engage in passionate debate about whether football is indeed coming home
Apply for a Geezing Licence

Conditions and restrictions

  • all geezing activities are to be conducted in accordance with the National Geezing Code of Ethics
  • licence holders must be able to produce their licence on request by participating establishments
  • licence holders must never, under any circumstances, be seen drinking wine from a proper wine glass. Only pint glasses are permitted

Failure to comply with these conditions may result in fines, exile, death, or in severe cases, confiscation of your Geezing Licence.