Thinking of Geezing while pregnant? What you need to know
If you are pregnant, you might be unsure how to geeze in a safe manner, or whether you can geeze at all.
Rest assured, geezing (in a licenced manner) is totally safe for you and your unborn baby. However, there are some things you must address before your geeze.
Licenced status of your unborn baby
You must make sure that your unborn baby is fully licenced before you geeze.
If you are carrying more than one baby (e.g. twins or triplets), you must make sure that each baby has their own Geezing Licence.
Failure to comply with this rule can result in your unborn baby being punished under the full force of the law, and will result in the immediate revocation of your Geezing Licence.
Participating geezing establishment status of your womb
If your babies are licenced and are now having a geeze around in your womb, you must make sure that your womb is registered as a participating geezing establishment.
You can do this from: Register my business or establishment.
Alcohol consumption
You may be tempted to drink half pints to reduce your alcohol consumption during your pregnancy.
Please note that this is strictly against the National Geezing Code of Ethics, and will result in the immediate revocation of your Geezing Licence.
You may instead opt to not drink alcohol at all during your pregnancy. The National Geezing Association strongly recommends that you have a cheeky pint of Guinness as you approach full-term, to make sure your baby comes out nice and geezy.