Who we are

The National Geezing Association is the respected voice of geezers across the country. We liase with the national government and local councils to ensure that geezers maintain the right to geeze where they please. We also issue internationally recognised geezing licences allowing geezers to access a wide range of geezing services and locations across the globe.

"The NGA has supported my side gig of drinking pints down at the local for decades."Percy, Licenced Geezer

Geezing licence

The NGA Geezing Licence grants you access to the geeziest locations and services across the globe.

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